Christian Louboutin Vendome sling crepe satin, £665

Absolute, 100%, total shoe kryptonite.

I think that just about covers it, don’t you? I mean, it just doesn’t get much better than this, from the amazing asymmetric bow (can you imagine being able to look down at that when you were wearing them? The £665 price tag is almost justified just for that view), to the brilliant blue satin upper (They’re also available in white, and would make a great bridal shoe in that colour. Mind you, I guess you could call these ones your “something blue” – and at least you’d be able to wear them again!), the low vamp and the high heel, they’re Louboutin at his absolute best. I love them. I want them. I can’t afford them, so I’m going to look away now, before they really DO prove to be kryptonite to my bank account…