Shoe Kryptonite: Jimmy Choo red patent ‘Quiet’ peep toes

There’s absolutely nothing “quiet” about these shoes, is there?

In fact, they’re practically screaming, “Look at me! Love me! Buuuuuyyyy meeeeeee!”

Shoes: I’m listening. Sadly, though, my bank manager isn’t, so I’m going to have to ignore your clarion call, for now at least. Perhaps one of my readers will decide you’re beautiful enough to splash out $665 on, though? If so, they can buy you at Net-a-Porter.

OK, I’m stopping talking directly to the shoes now…