ASOS patent bow front platform sandals in pink and black

Yikes!

Now, I love me some bows, as you’ve probably gathered, but these shoes are too much, even for me.  In fact, I’d go so far as to say that bows should only ever be used in moderation, and these clearly fall short of that rule, with the bows being both plentiful and large. The pink pair also reminds me of Lady Gaga’s head for some reason, although I haven’t had much coffee yet today, so that could be why.

For those of you who love them – and they do have a vaguely kitsch/very girlie look about them that I’m sure will appeal to some – they’re only £34.50, and you can buy them at ASOS.com.