You know, there are lots of things I could say about this shoe. I could comment on the nude leather upper, for instance. Or the glittery, silver platform. I could marvel at the slightly lethal looking stiletto heel. But let’s face it: all I REALLY want to do is admire that sparkly little bow on the heel. So let’s do that, shall we?
Ah, that’s better.
Kurt Geiger ‘Norma’ slingbacks, £160: click here to buy them.
It looks like one of those cloths you use to buff the car after it’s been washed. Yuck.