“Sexy Sling” is actually the name of this shoe, as opposed to merely my assessment of it, although it would be fair to say that “sexy sling” pretty much sums up my feelings on the matter, too.
There’s actually not an awful lot more I need to say about these shoes: they’re pretty, they’re glittery, they can that nice gold heel and sole to help distinguish them from some of Louboutin’s other glitter-covered styles. They’re, er, $595. They’re one pair of glittery shoes in a veritable sea of glittery shoes, but still: I love them. If you do too, you can click here to buy a pair from Neiman Marcus.