Miu Miu Jeweled Suede Platform Sandals, £1,381
I’ve had these shoes bookmarked for weeks now, but they more or less scream “Christmas”, so I figured it would be appropriate to save them until as close to the holidays as possible!
Now, I wouldn’t wear these myself: that sole, as amazing as it is to look at, is just way too much, and I think these look more like shoe-shaped tree ornaments than actual footwear. That said, if Santa had a wife (and I think we all know he DOES), and that wife was a fan of expensive, designer shoes, I’m pretty sure these are what SHE’D be putting on her Christmas list, don’t you?
Will they make it onto yours? You’ll find them here, if so…
They are completely bonkers and I’d never wear them but I love them anyway.