Now, I don’t know about you lot, but if I paid almost £1,000 and got a pair of these shoes to show for it, I’d be pretty annoyed. In fact, even if I got BOTH of them for that price, I’d still want to try and punch myself. And it’s not that they’re ugly… well, not exactly. OK, the ones on the left are pretty ugly, to be honest. It’s more the idea of paying that much money for shoes made from straw. And which look like… this.