If I hadn’t found these sandals in the Louisa Via Roma shoe department, I’m not sure I’d have even recognised them AS shoes. That’s rarely a good sign for me, but let’s see if another angle does them any favours:
Well, OK. They’re looking more like shoes, certainly, but still a lot like a stylised ornament or… plant holder. Yeah, I’m definitely seeing “plant holder” here. I know not why. And expensive plant holders, too: these are £202 at Louisa Via Roma.