Roberto Cavalli chain detail gold sandals

Wow, they really weren’t joking about the “chain detail” on these, were they? When you see those words in a product description, you can usually expect a small chain (or picture of one) somewhere on the shoe in question, but these look more like the kind of thing you’d use to lock up the family silver if you were feeling really, really paranoid.

Are they the kind of thing you’d want to drape around your ankles, though, like some kind of designer shoe-wearing salve girl? If so, they’re £725 at Net-a-Porter.