I totally know who these shoes are by. No, really, I do. In fact, I spotted them on a retail website just a couple of weeks ago, made a mental note to show you them… and now I can’t for the life of me remember where I saw them or who made them. Anyone want to help a Shoeperhero out, here? Is it Marc Jacobs? It seems like the kind of thing he’d do…
Regardless of who designed them, however, I’m just going to say it: I hate those heels. They’re just far too fussy for my simple tastes, although I must admit, they probably make a pretty cool sound when you walk in them. A sound that would make me want to wrench the things off my feet after a few minutes, mind you, but look, I’m trying to find something nice to say here, OK? They’re a pretty colour. Will that do?
Oh, you want to know who’s wearing them? It’s Christina Milian:
I love the colour of her dress enough that it temporarily distracted me from the shoes. Only temporarily, mind you.
Want to see some Christian Louboutin?
OK, that’s not Christian Louboutin. It’s Halle Berry, as I’m sure you can see. Look what she has on her feet, though:
I’m actually not sure what I think of these, either. I feel like there’s a bit too much foot and not enough shoe. What do you think?[Images: Fame]