Bandals. They’re what you get when you cross a boot with a sandal, and that, my friends, is a match that should never, ever happen.
Sadly for us, though, it HAS happened, and that’s why these purple thong sandals/boots/whatevers exist. They’re $69 from Barefoot Tess, and also available in black, brown and also in a leather upper, with a zip down the front. The horror!