Aaargh! The words “sporty” and “platform” used to describe the same boot! Two worlds collide! That should never have even been in the same galaxy! Add a peep toe – TO A BOOT – and you have your common or garden Shoeperwoman nightmare right there.
Here’s the thing though: as much as I know I should hate these… I just can’t. And I have no idea why. Maybe one of those supreme Baddies of the Shoeniverse slipped something into my morning coffee, who knows, because while I’m not saying I’d buy them, I just… don’t hate them.
Sometimes the Shoeniverse works in mysterious ways.
BUY: Topshop ‘Astro’ boots, £90