Topshop ‘Sophie’ party face platforms, £62
There are shades of Charlotte Olympia in these face-print pumps from Topshop: that will undoubtedly make them Shoepervillians to some of you, but if you’re a fan of shoes with faces, you might just appreciate the opportunity to buy these for much less than you’d pay for their designer counterparts!
Of course, the face motif isn’t a new thing, and, actually, it’s something Topshop have done a fair bit of over the years. This time they’ve attached a pair of long-lashed eyes and bright red lips to a pair of pale pink suede platforms: there’s even a pearl-studded ankle-strap, just in case you were thinking these needed a little something extra to make them appealing to you?
ARE they appealing to you, though? What do you think of shoes with faces?
No. Just NO.
I wouldn’t be able to wear these without thinking I had Janice from the Muppets on my feet!
Wrong, on so many levels.