Before we go any further here, I should probably make it clear that “Wanted” is the name of the brand that makes these shoes, not necessarily a comment on how I feel about them. In fact, not AT ALL a comment on how I feel about them, because I don’t think I DO want them. I think they look a bit like they’re wearing a little hat. Not just any old hat, either: one of those old-fashioned bathing caps, with all the flowers attached to them. Hmm.

Of course, now that I’ve allowed that image to creep into my head, I just can’t get rid of it. If you can, and you think these are the best things you’ve seen all week, head over to Westfield Fashion, where you can buy them for $299.