I complain a lot about Balmain’s – quite frankly ridiculous – pricing on some items, but there’s no doubt in my mind that they’ve been responsible for one or two of the most stunning pairs of shoes this season. Are these in that category? Well, possibly: they have studs AND bows, which means they’re more or less guaranteed to find favour with me at the moment so, you know, who cares that they’re £564?

Oh yeah, I do. They’re around £500 over budget for me at the moment, but if you feel like splashing out, you can buy them at Colette.