Stuart Weitzman red ‘Hiho’ thigh high boots

red suede thigh high boots1 Stuart Weitzman red Hiho thigh high boots If you’ve been following the progress of my Shoe Challenge, you’ll already know that I love thigh high boots, and I love any kind of red footwear. It would be safe to assume, then, that a pair of bright red thigh high boots would check all the right boxes for me, and you’d be totally right to make that assumption: well, don’t these look like exactly the kind of boots a shoe superhero would wear?

In real life, I’m not sure I’d be able to pull these off. I do know I’d love to have the opportunity to find out, though, and if you would too, you can click here to buy these for $522.

Stuart Weitzman’s Rockstar thigh-high boots

Stuart Weitzman ROCKSTAR thigh high boot Stuart Weitzmans Rockstar thigh high bootsStuart Weitzman’s ‘Rockstar’ thigh high boots: made with 22,000 Swarovski clear crystals, worn by Rihanna on her recent tour… and $10,000 at Saks Fifth Avenue.

I’d say more about this, but I’m sitting here imagining what it would be like to spend $10,000 on one pair of boots, and to be honest, it’s making me feel a little shaky. If you want to go ahead and do, it, however, the New York city Saks is the only place you’ll be able to find these. You’ll find me, meanwhile, lying down in a darkened room.

Stuart Weitzman ‘Nuflame’ pumps with crystal heels

stuart weitzman pumps Stuart Weitzman Nuflame pumps with crystal heels

These shoes are just WAY too fancy for me. In fact, I kind of hate them. No, let’s be honest: I REALLY hate them. But they say there’s something for everyone, and I’m sure there’s someone out there who’ll love them as much as I hate them, so let the record show that they’re by Stuart Weitzman, and they’re $180 from Amazon.

And that’s just about all I’ve got to say about THAT.