Oh. My. GOD.
There’s just not a lot else to say here, is there? And OK, I can’t imagine ever wearing them, but still: WOW.
Oh, and did I mention they cost £5,791? Well, they do. Now I REALLY can’t imagine ever wearing them.
Brian Atwood ‘Mania Strass’ court shoes, £5,79i, Collete
Seeing as it’s summer, which is just about the only time you can get away with wearing multicoloured items of clothing without looking like you’re about to audition for the cast of Joseph, here’s Nine West’s J-Jennica sandals, which are yellow and red and purple and blue and, er, more blue.
Ordinarily, the very thought of wearing all of those shades at the same time would give me palpitations, but I think they work here, and as long as you don’t wear a similarly multicolored outfit with them, you’ll be good. The vaguely gladiator-style shape makes them very modern, too.
BUY: Nine West J-Jennica sandals, £65
