Well, these are…
these are…
umm…
Actually, you know what? I’m going to let you finish that sentence yourself. Think of it like a little game, if you like. Simply complete the following sentence:
“These Marni colourblock wedges are…”
And the best entry will win… my eternal gratitude. (Look, I’d offer you shoes, but I already bought them all for myself…)




Of all of the toe shapes out there, square toes have always been my least favourite, and, well, these Marni pumps haven’t done much to change that: I like them, but I know I’d like them a whole lot more with a different shape at the front. I AM keen on the over sized buckles, though, and the curved heel, which isn’t really shown to best advantage in this particular photo, is rather lovely, too. And they look great on the Net-a-Porter model.
Another slightly strange looking platform sole, and by “slightly strange” I mean “it looks a bit like a rocking chair for your feet”. I’m exaggerating, of course, and I’m sure you wouldn’t actually be able to rock back and forth in these shoes, but hey, wouldn’t it be fun if you could?