Last week, reader Ayemiy alerted me to the fact that my arch-rival, Wonder Woman, has apparently been designing shoes for Office. Now, far be it for me to diss a fellow superhero, and it’s true that the black and gold versions of these are a little bit better, but these red and blue ones? No. Just… no.

I’m going to be sticking to my knee-high boots, but if you’d prefer to go with a pair of these, they’re £65 and you can buy them here.