Christmas may be over, but if you happen to be looking for a pair of party shoes to celebrate the New Year in, er, style, how about these crystal-studded heels by Miu Miu?
Just a tad ostentatious, you say?
Yup, that’s what I thought, too.
If “ostentatious” is what you’re after, though, these are $645 from Neiman Marcus.

If these shoes weren’t so mind-bogglingly expensive (they’re £714), I’d probably really love them. They’re a nice take on the traditional strappy sandal: still strappy, still sparkly, but with three big over-sized buckles and some black leather straps to bring them up to date. Given that they ARE mind-bogglingly expensive, however, I… well, actually, I still really love, just from a distance. A really long distance.