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  1. Shoeperwoman

    Shoe Kryptonite: Casadei 120mm pointy suede pumps

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    | Designer Shoes, High Heels, Pumps/Court Shoes, Shoe Kryptonite
    July 20, 2011

    casadei suede pumps Shoe Kryptonite: Casadei 120mm pointy suede pumps

    By now, my regular readers are probably all well aware that the designs I’m most likely to identify as Shoe Kryptonite often tend to have certain characteristics in common: curved sides, slender heels, gorgeous colour… a lot like these Casadei pumps, in fact. Because not only do these have that sexy, curved side, just take a look at that heel:

    casadei stiletto heel Shoe Kryptonite: Casadei 120mm pointy suede pumpsIsn’t that a show-stopper? The way it tapers at the top gives these shoes a delicate, and somehow dangerous look, which I find completely irresistible. Or which I would find completely irresistible if these weren’t £435.75, that is. I mean, a heel like this a work of art:

    casadei heel detail Shoe Kryptonite: Casadei 120mm pointy suede pumps
    Oh, and the rest of the shoe isn’t bad either, no?

    Like them? Click here to buy them from Luisa Via Roma.

  2. Shoeperwoman

    Shoe Kryptonite: Miss KG ‘Minnie’ pumps in red suede with polka dot bow

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    | High Heels, High Street Shoes, Pumps/Court Shoes, Shoe Kryptonite
    June 16, 2011

    kurt geiger minnie pumps red polka dot Shoe Kryptonite: Miss KG Minnie pumps in red suede with polka dot bowOh. My. God.

    I’m sorry I can’t seem to be more articulate here, readers. But I love these shoes. I loved them last year, when Miss KG released them in grey and pink. And I love them even more now that they’ve brought out this red suede/black polka dot version, which really lives up to the name ‘Minnie’.

    To be completely honest with you, my heart actually sank a little when I saw these beauties. “Oh God,” I thought. “I’m going to want to buy those, aren’t I? But I can’t justify buying them right now, so I’m going to have to wait until next month, when I just bet they’ll be sold out in my size. And then I’ll be doomed to spend the rest of my life searching eBay for them, and will probably end up paying more than the £80 they’re selling for.”

    Thus the prophecy is written, oh readers. Will these shoes still be in stock by pay day? Will I buy them? You’ll just have to wait and see. (I know, it’s like a cliffhanger in a soap opera, only not as good.)

    If you’re not prepared to wait, however, you can click here to buy a pair. Just please, please don’t buy all the size 4s?

    (Don’t think I haven’t noticed that this is the second piece of Shoe Kryptonite to be produced by Kurt Geiger this month. I think they’re targeting me. They’re trying to destroy my shoeper powers by destroying my bank balance. And they’re succeeding!)

  3. Shoeperwoman

    Friday Night Louboutin Fix: Christian Louboutin Sexy 100 red patent peep toe pumps

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    | Celebrity Shoes, High Heels, Peep Toes, Shoe Kryptonite
    March 25, 2011

    christian louboutin sexy 100 Friday Night Louboutin Fix: Christian Louboutin Sexy 100 red patent peep toe pumps

    “Sexy 100″ isn’t just my opinon of these shoes: it’s their actual name. It’s a good name, too, I think: well, it doesn’t really get much sexier than this in the shoe world, does it?

    These are actually sold out at Net-a-Porter right now (and no wonder), but you should still be able to pick them up in larger department stores or Louboutin boutiques. Click here to see some more images in the meantime…

  5. Shoeperwoman

    Shoe Kryptonite: Anastasia Bice leopard print shoes with blue bow

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    | Designer Shoes, High Heels, Pumps/Court Shoes, Shoe Kryptonite
    March 1, 2011

    leopard print bow shoes Shoe Kryptonite: Anastasia Bice leopard print shoes with blue bowOK, I’ve been thinking about this, and if I can just get two hundred and sixty four of you to each send me £1, I can buy these shoes. You’re all OK with that, aren’t you? I promise I’ll look after them. And I’ll wear them every single day, other than the days I’m doing a Shoe Challenge, and on those days I’ll put them out on display, so I can admire them even although I’m not wearing them.

    Do we have a deal? No? Would this convince you?

    leopard print high heels Shoe Kryptonite: Anastasia Bice leopard print shoes with blue bow

    Yes, I know I already have more than my share of leopard print shoes. But these… these are the QUEEN of leopard print shoes, and if you already happen to have that spare £264 to spend, you can click here to buy them. Lucky you.

  6. Shoeperwoman

    Shoe Kryptonite: Rupert Sanderson 140MM patent tri-colored open toe pumps

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    | Designer Shoes, High Heels, Peep Toes, Shoe Kryptonite
    February 25, 2011

    shoe porn Shoe Kryptonite: Rupert Sanderson 140MM patent tri colored open toe pumps

    Oh my.

    Oh my.

    Sorry, you’ll have to excuse me: these shoes seem to have rendered me momentarily speechless. That’s what Shoe Kryptonite does, unfortunately. Here’s another image while you’re waiting for me to regain my senses:

    rupert sanderson patent heels Shoe Kryptonite: Rupert Sanderson 140MM patent tri colored open toe pumps

    See the way the red part of the platform slopes up? So simple, but so stunning. And the grey inserts add an interesting touch, too. Want one more?

    rupert sanderson red heels Shoe Kryptonite: Rupert Sanderson 140MM patent tri colored open toe pumps

    If I wanted to be super-picky, I’d have maybe suggested having just one colour on the heel, because the flash of grey looks a little bit like someone just forgot to paint it red. I don’t want to be picky about shoes like these, though, so I’ll just tell you to click here if you want to buy them. Then I’ll sit on my hands so I can’t buy them. It’s a tough life for a shoe superhero, you know…

  7. Shoeperwoman

    Some Shoe Kryptonite, from Schuh…

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    | High Heels, High Street Shoes, Shoe Kryptonite
    February 23, 2011

    schuh green platform courts Some Shoe Kryptonite, from Schuh...In my continuing mission to show you every pair of pretty green shoes in the world, I present to you Schuh’s “Prince” court shoes, which really are fit for a… well, a princess, I suppose. Or, you know, a Shoeperwoman, say. Aren’t they gorgeous?

    This style is also available as a Mary Jane, with a bow on the strap. I’ve already shown you the leopard print version, but I make no apologies for showing you these ones, too, because just look at them:

    red platforms with bow Some Shoe Kryptonite, from Schuh...

    I want the red ones so much. But then, I also love the black. And the green! Gah. Why can’t I just have them all?

    If you think you can choose between them, click here to buy a pair. Remember to come back and tell me which ones you chose, though!

  8. Shoeperwoman

    Shoe Kryptonite: Christian Louboutin red “Lady Clou Spike” platform slingbacks

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    | Designer Shoes, High Heels, Shoe Kryptonite
    February 15, 2011

    Now, I know it’s not Friday, and I usually try to restrict my Louboutin fixes to a Friday night, but :

    christian louboutin lady clou spike Shoe Kryptonite: Christian Louboutin red Lady Clou Spike platform slingbacks

    I almost spat out my coffee when I saw these. They’re the updated version of these shoes, and They. Are. Amazing.

    They’re also $1,195, of course, which means they’ll never be mine, but a girl can dream. And trust me: I will…

    (Click here to buy them)