Well, these are…
these are…
umm…
Actually, you know what? I’m going to let you finish that sentence yourself. Think of it like a little game, if you like. Simply complete the following sentence:
“These Marni colourblock wedges are…”
And the best entry will win… my eternal gratitude. (Look, I’d offer you shoes, but I already bought them all for myself…)
…I’ll short for ‘different’ followed by “undesirable”.
Over and out!
These Marni colourblock wedges are HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE. I don’t like them at all.
I don’t think the question should be “what are they”, but “why are they”.
Seriously. Why.
… are meant to be mine, although I would probably break my neck trying to walk in them.
They’re like a new-age version of pattens (you know, those wooden shoe-attachments used before paving/sewer systems to keep your shoes out of the mud and muck?). I’m horribly fascinated by them. They’re orange, tan, black, and green, correct? Why are the laces brown?
… ugly. ‘Nuff said.
Ugly? Horrible? I don’t have better words to describe them! :/
… totally ‘on-trend’ 😛
These Marni colourblock wedges are… confusing, the top bit looks like a sandal… but it also looks like a boot ?!
These Marni colourblock wedges are hideous.
“These Marni colourblock wedges are… shoes. You can tell because of the shoelaces.”
They look like they wanted to look like shoes for a fisher/carpenter/nurse, and then added on a high heel to make it extra impossible to do any of those jobs. I’m not sure why the shoelaces, though.
… the compensation for the poor people who weren’t born with a clubfoot. O_O
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…Fancy orthopedic shoes