Oh, Kurt Geiger, stop it. Just stop it with the gorgeous green suede, and the lovely, slender heel, and the peep toe and the FABULOUS. Don’t you know I had to pay road tax this month, and just can’t spare £195 for your beautiful, beautiful Cairo peep toes? Are you doing this just to upset me?
I mean it, don’t make come over there. (No, really, don’t make me come over there: my self-control couldn’t handle it…)