Well, at least no one would ever stand on your toes while you were wearing these, would they? Not more than once, anyway.
They’re KG by Kurt Geiger’s ‘Electric’ shoe boots, and they’re the proof that the shoe world isn’t done with studs and spikes quite yet. Are you done with them, though? If the answer to that is “nope, never!” you can click here to buy them at Selfridges for £180.