These shoes appear to have facial hair. Am I the only one who sees it? That huge, purple beard stuck to the toe? No? Because while I’m sure there’s a gorgeous shoe underneath it all – you can see its outline if you look through the fuzz, and there’s even a pretty little black bow on the toe – all I can think about when I look at these is how much I want to give them a trim. Or even a shave, to be honest: I think they’d look far, far better with just the bow on its own. At first I thought it was just the angle, or the colour, or even just this specific shoe, but nope, the grey version creates exactly the same impression in my mind:
I really WANT to like these, though, so tell me: what do you think of them? Are these Shoeperheroes, or are they Shoepervillains?