“You! Your boots are on fiiiirreee!”
OK, that sounded better in my head, when I was singing it to the tune of Kings of Leon’s ‘Sex on Fire’. These boots really do look like they’re in the process of going up in flames, though – at least from a distance, and if you kinda half-close your eyes.
They’re by Jimmy Choo and they’re a mi of black suede and red snakeskin, for that “hot rod” look. Probably one of those “love it or hate it” looks, but if you fall into the “love it” camp, they’re £595 at Net-a-Porter.