Kinda like circus shoes. A circus staffed by high-heel-wearing clowns, obviously.
These are by Charlotte Olympia, and are in the designers characteristic super-high platform, chunky shape, LOUD pattern, look-at-me style. And they definitely made me look, that’s for sure. In my case it’s definitely a case of “look but don’t touch”, but I’ll certainly be interested to see who DOES end up wearing these.
If you’d like that person to be you, they’re 697 euros from Louisa Via Roma.