Oh. My. GOD.
How much do I want these boots, readers?
SO MUCH. So very, very much. I mean, I’m not saying I’d sell my soul for them or anything, because that would just be ridiculous, but… actually, you know what? I AM saying that. Can I interest anyone in a soul? It’s hardly used, one careful lady owner? Will trade for these Christian Louboutin Vicky Botta boots? Anyone?
OK, looks like I’ll just have to find $1,595 from somewhere. Fair enough. It’s good to have an aim in life, and I’ve just found mine. I’m a shoeperhero, after all: I can probably write them off as a business expense…
These are also available in grey, and buying them will make your life instantly better*. Click here to do it.
* Not actually true. Spend responsibly, kids!

















Siel
There’s no way I’ll survive without these in my life!
Haha kidding, but they are the most awesome red boots I’ve ever seen!
Tracey
I’m pretty sure they would make my life a whole lot better.