True Shoeper-villians, if ever I saw them.
And now I’m going to have to go and have a good, long look at my Shoe Kryptonite archive to make myself feel better.
If you love these, however, be my guest and click here to buy them: they’re by Diego Dolcini, and they’ll set you back $1,095.
DIY: go to John Lewis, buy a piece of fake fur, attach it to black sandals, save $ 1,070. But don’t complain when people say your sandals look ugly.
These are truly awful! Tacky as all hell, too. And over a thousand dollars?! really?! The most I ever paid for shoes was $100, and they were $225 seven-and-a-half-inch Demonia swing boots.
“Let’s design something awful, pay chinese people a dollar to make them, and charge people a fortnight’s wages for it because it has a famous name on it!” Screw you mister shoe man.
Those are heinous. I think I got a little bit sick!
Imagine them actually on a foot, with that little fur circle around your ankle!
I’d look like you were being ankle-raped by a chinchilla. π and neighbourhood cats would keep trying to eat you. Actually, that’s a good point, they should have a warning on the page: “WARNING: CATS WILL ATTACK YOUR ANKLES.”
Ia that genuine muppet fur? π
Ew. Just ew.
When ugliness is not enough, simply add cruelty as well!