I’m used to greeting almost everything Nicholas Kirkwood does with absolute glee, but these… these are different, aren’t they? And they’re clever. They’re interesting. They’re artistic. They’re… well, they’re really PINK, aren’t  they?

These shoes are all of those things, but are they something you’d want to buy and wear? I’m on the fence on this one, so I’ll leave it up to you to decide. If your answer is in the affirmative, you’ll find them at Louisa Via Roma, where they’re £697.50.