My apologies for traumatising you with this image, readers. It’s a bit much for a Monday morning, isn’t it? Worry, not, though: this isn’t some strange and terrifying creature from the deep: it is, in fact, a shoe:

Did anyone else look at these and instantly wonder how on earth you’re supposed to walk in them without standing on the ends of the tassels? I did. I didn’t wonder for long, though: it wouldn’t be a problem for me, you see, because I wouldn’t be wearing them in the first place. If you would, though, you can buy them at Louisa Via Roma, where they’re £481.50.