Onion heels. That’s what these are called, folks. Appropriate name for sure, but would they be an appropriate addition to the Shoeper closet? I’m going to go with “no”. To me, they look like a normal sized heel got greedy and decided to eat all the pies, and I also think the heel looks like it’s on the wrong shoe, somehow, given that the front looks very much like an ordinary court shoe, of the type you’d wear to work. Of course, that’s just me, and there’s no denying that they cut an interesting silhouette. Interesting enough to spend £200 on? If you think so, they’re by the Old Curiosity Shop, and you can buy them at Far Fetch.