Not just leopard print, but more or less the whole leopard. Plus tail. And whiskers. These shoes are by Jean Charles De Castelbajac, and given that this is the man who brought us a jacket made entirely from Kermit the Frog, we probably shouldn’t be surprised. That doesn’t mean we can’t be equal parts horrified and amused, though. Or, you know, just horrified.

Do you want your shoes to have tails? If you do, these are $746 at Colette.